Now that we're on British soil, we finally had a chance to thoroughly clean our pride and joy. So here's why we've been calling Bertie a lumberbus/your nan's cottage on wheels. Beautifully hand crafted by Hugo, largely from reclaimed materials.

Looking back, we can't believe that this 1984 baby didn't break down on us once in over five months. Ok, except for a viscous coupling fan issue whilst passing through France on the way back. I swear everyone we know breaks down in France. On the bright side, we had some lovely warm showers in a hotel for a change. European breakdown cover to the rescue!